{"id":13322,"date":"2017-02-28T11:50:45","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T09:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=13322"},"modified":"2017-02-28T11:50:45","modified_gmt":"2017-02-28T09:50:45","slug":"pintes-de-bon-sang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=13322","title":{"rendered":"Pintes de bon sang\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?attachment_id=13323\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-13323\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13323\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Perles-de-people.jpg\" alt=\"Perles de people\" width=\"213\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Perles-de-people.jpg 213w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Perles-de-people-183x300.jpg 183w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le plus grand souvenir de mes 20 ans, c\u2019est quand j\u2019avais 16 ans\u2026\u00a0\u00bb (Johnny Hallyday)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0De plus en plus, nos importations viennent de l\u2019\u00e9tranger.\u00a0\u00bb (George W. Bush)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Ils m\u2019ont mal sous-estim\u00e9\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb (George W. Bush, encore lui)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Maintenant, il faudra faire avec sans Zizou.\u00a0\u00bb (Franck Rib\u00e9ry)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est dur d\u2019\u00eatre film\u00e9 7 jours sur 24\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb (Hayder, Secret Story 2)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Paris, c\u2019est ma ville pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e, car je peux acheter plein de tee-shirts avec mon pr\u00e9nom dessus.\u00a0\u00bb (Paris Hilton)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Je suis t\u00eatue comme une moule\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb (Daniela, Secret Story 3)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Il ne faudrait pas que celui qui vient de donner son sperme s&rsquo;en lave les mains\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb (Christine Boutin)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Il faut rendre C\u00e9sar \u00e0 C\u00e9sar\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb (Patrice \u00c9vra)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0O\u00f9 se tiendra le festival de Cannes, cette ann\u00e9e\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb (Christina Aguilera)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0J\u2019ai toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 c\u00e9l\u00e8bre, c\u2019est juste que personne ne le savait.\u00a0\u00bb (Lady Gaga)<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Si tu invites des gens qui ont tous le m\u00eame groupe sanguin \u00e0 une f\u00eate, mais que tu ne leur dis pas, ils vont parler d\u2019autre chose.\u00a0\u00bb (Jean-Claude Van Damme)<\/p>\n<p>Voici quelques sentences d\u00e9finitives relev\u00e9es dans <strong><em>Perles de people<\/em><\/strong>, un ana de 400 phrases r\u00e9unies par St\u00e9phane Garnier paru aux \u00c9ditions First \u00e0 Paris, un petit bouquin \u00e0 mourir de rire qui en dit long sur l\u2019\u00e9poque formidable que nous vivons\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00c9TRONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Perles de people<\/em><\/strong> par St\u00e9phane Garnier, Paris, \u00c9ditions First, collection \u00ab\u00a0Humour\u00a0\u00bb, ao\u00fbt\u00a02015, 191\u00a0pp. en noir et blanc au format 11\u00a0x\u00a017,7\u00a0cm sous couverture broch\u00e9e en couleurs, 4,95\u00a0\u20ac (prix France). Existe en format Kindle (3,49\u00a0\u20ac)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par P\u00e9trone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,65],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13324,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13322\/revisions\/13324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}