{"id":15207,"date":"2018-02-07T21:05:40","date_gmt":"2018-02-07T19:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=15207"},"modified":"2018-02-07T21:05:40","modified_gmt":"2018-02-07T19:05:40","slug":"festival-de-vacheries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=15207","title":{"rendered":"Festival de vacheries\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?attachment_id=15208\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-15208\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15208\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/\u00c0-la-fin-de-lenvoi-je-touche.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/\u00c0-la-fin-de-lenvoi-je-touche.jpg 221w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/\u00c0-la-fin-de-lenvoi-je-touche-189x300.jpg 189w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chroniqueur, essayiste, fascin\u00e9 par la richesse de la langue fran\u00e7aise, Olivier Clodong aime traquer les bons mots, les traits d&rsquo;esprit et les r\u00e9pliques qui font mouche. Il leur a consacr\u00e9 plusieurs livres, dont <em>Et toc\u00a0!<\/em> (Fayard, 2015).<\/p>\n<p>Il a fait para\u00eetre \u00e0 Paris, aux \u00c9ditions J\u2019ai Lu dans la collection \u00ab\u00a0Librio\u00a0\u00bb, un petit ouvrage caustique intitul\u00e9 <strong><em>\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 la fin de l&rsquo;envoi, je touche\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb \u2013 Histoire, cin\u00e9ma, politique, litt\u00e9rature &#8211; Les r\u00e9pliques qui tuent <\/em><\/strong>dans lequel sont rassembl\u00e9es de nombreuses estocades hilarantes.<\/p>\n<p>Court floril\u00e8ge\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>De Georges Clemenceau sur Paul Deschanel\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Il a un bel avenir derri\u00e8re lui\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Du m\u00eame, \u00e0 propos du d\u00e9c\u00e8s de F\u00e9lix Faure\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0En entrant dans le n\u00e9ant, il a d\u00fb se sentir chez lui\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>De Winston Churchill sur son rival travailliste Clement Atlee\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est un homme modeste qui a de nombreuses raisons de l\u2019\u00eatre\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>De Fran\u00e7ois Mitterrand sur Margaret Thatcher\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Elle a les l\u00e8vres de Marylin, les yeux de Caligula\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>De Jacques Chirac\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Sarkozy, il faut marcher dessus. Et du pied gauche, \u00e7a porte bonheur\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>En 1796, Mme de Sta\u00ebl sollicite l\u2019avis de Rivarol\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Que pensez-vous de mon livre\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb <a href=\"#_ftn1\" name=\"_ftnref1\">[1]<\/a> R\u00e9ponse\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Je fais comme vous, Madame, je ne pense pas\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>De Louis Scutenaire, po\u00e8te surr\u00e9aliste belge\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Saint-John Perse, mais il y a mis le temps\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>De Rodin \u00e0 Picasso qui lui propose une de ses toiles\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Commencez par signer, que je sache dans quel sens \u00e7a se regarde\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>D\u2019une admiratrice \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9crivain Paul Morand \u00ab\u00a0Vous souvenez-vous, Cher ma\u00eetre, des cerises que nous avons cueillies ensemble il y a quatre ans\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb R\u00e9ponse\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Oui, je me souviens parfaitement des cerises\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Ou encore de Jean Cocteau, \u00e0 propos d\u2019un d\u00eener en ville\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Tout \u00e9tait froid, sauf le champagne\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Une vaste compilation assassine\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00c9TRONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 la fin de l&rsquo;envoi, je touche\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb \u2013 Histoire, cin\u00e9ma, politique, litt\u00e9rature &#8211; Les r\u00e9pliques qui tuent <\/em><\/strong>par Olivier Clodong, Paris, \u00c9ditions J\u2019ai Lu, collection \u00ab\u00a0Librio\u00a0\u00bb, novembre\u00a02017, 91\u00a0pp. en noir et blanc au format 13\u00a0x\u00a020,5\u00a0cm sous couverture broch\u00e9e en couleurs, 5\u00a0\u20ac (prix France)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"#_ftnref1\" name=\"_ftn1\">[1]<\/a> <em>De l\u2019influence des passions sur le bonheur des individus et des nations<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par P\u00e9trone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,65],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15209,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15207\/revisions\/15209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}