{"id":2062,"date":"2011-01-05T05:30:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T03:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2011-01-04T16:33:17","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T14:33:17","slug":"alexandrie-ou-le-naufrage-des-pavillons-de-notre-vieillesse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=2062","title":{"rendered":"Alexandrie ou le naufrage des pavillons de notre vieillesse&nbsp;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2063\" style=\"width: 278px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Nil_Nasa.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2063\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2063\" title=\"Nil_Nasa\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Nil_Nasa.jpg\" alt=\"Delta du Nil vu de l'espace.\" width=\"268\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Nil_Nasa.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Nil_Nasa-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 268px) 100vw, 268px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2063\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cr\u00e9dit : NASA<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L\u2019attentat qui vient de se produire \u00e0 Alexandrie, allongeant la liste des attaques meurtri\u00e8res que compte l\u2019histoire \u00e9gyptienne r\u00e9cente, doit-il inqui\u00e9ter nos braves retrait\u00e9s d\u00e9sireux, le temps d\u2019une croisi\u00e8re sur le Nil, de soulager leur m\u00e9nopause ou leur andropause autour des buffets \u00e0 volont\u00e9, \u00e0 des prix d\u00e9mocratiques\u00a0? Non contents de menacer les assises d\u2019un ordre g\u00e9opolitique international, les islamistes pourraient-ils frustrer de cet honn\u00eate loisir le 3<sup>e <\/sup>\u00e2ge qui entend promener son ost\u00e9oporose au royaume d\u2019Osiris\u00a0? Que nos amis d\u00e9tenteurs de la   Carte S se rassurent\u00a0! Le pr\u00e9sident Moubarak lui-m\u00eame s&rsquo;est engag\u00e9 samedi dernier \u00e0 vaincre ce qu\u2019il a appel\u00e9 <em>\u00ab\u00a0le terrorisme aveugle\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> qui a vis\u00e9 l\u2019\u00e9glise d&rsquo;Alexandrie. Cet attentat est <em>\u00ab\u00a0une op\u00e9ration terroriste qui nous est \u00e9trang\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> et qui porte la marque <em>\u00ab\u00a0de l&rsquo;implication de mains \u00e9trang\u00e8res\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, a-t-il affirm\u00e9 dans un discours retransmis par la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision d&rsquo;\u00c9tat. En d\u2019autres termes, une fois \u00e9radiqu\u00e9 le terrorisme \u00ab\u00a0aveugle\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0\u00e9tranger\u00a0\u00bb, on aura toute l\u2019assurance de n\u2019avoir affaire en \u00c9gypte qu\u2019\u00e0 des terroristes \u00e9clair\u00e9s et civilis\u00e9s\u00a0: ceux-ci ne crachent pas dans la rue, ne volent pas les sacs des vieilles dames, les aident \u00e0 traverser, ont fait des \u00e9tudes et disent \u00ab\u00a0merci\u00a0\u00bb\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>TIMON DE BRUXELLES<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alexandrie ? Ha !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[64,14,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2064,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions\/2064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}