{"id":4074,"date":"2011-07-21T19:48:02","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T17:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=4074"},"modified":"2011-07-21T19:52:03","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T17:52:03","slug":"les-bonnes-resolutions%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=4074","title":{"rendered":"Les bonnes (r\u00e9)solutions\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spirou-Sauvez-la-Belgique.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4075  aligncenter\" title=\"Spirou (Sauvez la Belgique)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spirou-Sauvez-la-Belgique.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spirou-Sauvez-la-Belgique.jpg 285w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Spirou-Sauvez-la-Belgique-213x300.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00c0\u00a0l\u2019occasion de la (possible) derni\u00e8re f\u00eate nationale de la Belgique moribonde, le magazine <em>Spirou <\/em>s\u2019est fendu d\u2019un num\u00e9ro sp\u00e9cial dans lequel les membres de sa r\u00e9daction proposent leurs solutions pour la formation d\u2019un gouvernement et l\u2019\u00e9vitement de la partition du pays.<\/p>\n<p>Les plus originales\u00a0? Celle de Nix qui propose de d\u00e9monter la Belgique puis de la reconstruire en la repeuplant de mani\u00e8re al\u00e9atoire avec des Flamands et des Francophones\u2026 Et celle de Salma et Libon sugg\u00e9rant de recourir aux services d\u2019un Manneken Peace\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sans int\u00e9r\u00eat, penserez-vous peut-\u00eatre\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Oui mais non, hein\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Au pays du surr\u00e9alisme, il est grand temps de faire appel aux solutions les moins rationnelles\u00a0: elles ont toutes les chances d\u2019aboutir\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>La preuve\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Quand un type comme Bar(s)t De Wever est l\u2019homme politique le plus populaire de Flandre, un ketsje comme Manneken Peace devrait forc\u00e9ment tenir la corde\u00a0! <a href=\"#_ftn1\">[1]<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00c9TRONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><a href=\"#_ftnref1\">[1]<\/a> Pas pour le pendre, quand m\u00eame ? (ndlr).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c0 l\u2019occasion de la (possible) derni\u00e8re f\u00eate nationale de la Belgique moribonde, le magazine Spirou s\u2019est fendu d\u2019un num\u00e9ro sp\u00e9cial dans lequel les membres de sa r\u00e9daction proposent leurs solutions pour la formation d\u2019un gouvernement et l\u2019\u00e9vitement de la partition du pays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[74,34,75,65,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4074"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4081,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074\/revisions\/4081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}