{"id":7416,"date":"2013-09-11T15:52:12","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T13:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=7416"},"modified":"2013-09-12T20:22:30","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T18:22:30","slug":"avocats-cache-sexe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=7416","title":{"rendered":"Avocats cache-sexe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/\u00c9tendard-personnel-du-roi-Albert-II.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7436  aligncenter\" title=\"\u00c9tendard personnel du roi Albert II\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/\u00c9tendard-personnel-du-roi-Albert-II.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/\u00c9tendard-personnel-du-roi-Albert-II.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/\u00c9tendard-personnel-du-roi-Albert-II-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/\u00c9tendard-personnel-du-roi-Albert-II-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c9tendard personnel du roi Alber<abbr>t II<\/abbr><abbr title=\"2\"><\/abbr><\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s le r\u00e9put\u00e9 Alain Berenboom (qui d\u00e9sormais cherche \u00e0 attirer les journalistes comme des mouches sur un&#8230;), c\u2019est l&rsquo;autre \u00ab\u00a0avocat de la couronne\u00a0\u00bb, Guy Hiernaux, qui s\u2019est fait hypnotiser par les lumi\u00e8res des m\u00e9dias et a balanc\u00e9 les confidences que lui a faites son royal client retrait\u00e9\u00a0: celui-ci veut mordicus \u00e9viter qu&rsquo;une fois pass\u00e9 l&rsquo;arme \u00e0 gauche, sa fille Delphine ait une part du (gros) g\u00e2teau qu&rsquo;il laissera.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eame s&rsquo;il ne fait de myst\u00e8re pour personne que l\u2019ex-roi Albert veut que Delphine reste Bo\u00ebl en d\u00e9pit de la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 biologique (si cette r\u00e9alit\u00e9 \u00e9tait factice, il aurait accept\u00e9 le test ADN depuis belle lurette), il se murmure qu&rsquo;il est furax parce que sa strat\u00e9gie d\u2019obstruction judiciaire anti-Delphine a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9ball\u00e9e et a fait, du coup, la une de toute la presse \u00e9crite et l&rsquo;ouverture de tous les journaux t\u00e9l\u00e9vis\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>En effet, s&rsquo;il b\u00e9n\u00e9ficie toujours de la monarchol\u00e2trie ambiante, l&rsquo;\u00e9tiquette du mari infid\u00e8le qui n&rsquo;assume pas les cons\u00e9quences de ses fredaines et du mauvais p\u00e8re qui rejette un de ses enfants pourrait bien \u00eatre la seule chose qui restera de lui dans les livres d&rsquo;histoire.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s le franc-ma\u00e7on, le b\u00e2tisseur, le chevalier, le capitulard et le pieux, le roi p\u00e8re indigne\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p><strong>IUSTITIA<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s le r\u00e9put\u00e9 Alain Berenboom, c\u2019est l&rsquo;autre \u00ab avocat de la couronne \u00bb, Guy Hiernaux, qui s\u2019est fait hypnotiser par les lumi\u00e8res des m\u00e9dias&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,75],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7416"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7438,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416\/revisions\/7438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}