{"id":7490,"date":"2013-09-28T11:58:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-28T09:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=7490"},"modified":"2013-09-28T11:59:24","modified_gmt":"2013-09-28T09:59:24","slug":"ridiculus-politicae%e2%80%a6-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=7490","title":{"rendered":"Ridiculus politicae\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Perles-parlementaires-4e-\u00e9dition.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7491  aligncenter\" title=\"Perles parlementaires (4e \u00e9dition)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Perles-parlementaires-4e-\u00e9dition.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"349\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Perles-parlementaires-4e-\u00e9dition.jpg 349w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Perles-parlementaires-4e-\u00e9dition-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Perles-parlementaires-4e-\u00e9dition-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fruit du travail d&rsquo;une vie de collectionneur, les <strong><em>Perles parlementaires<\/em><\/strong> de Paul Quimper, dont la 4<sup>e <\/sup>\u00e9dition vient de para\u00eetre aux \u00c9ditions Horay \u00e0 Paris (elles int\u00e8grent des bourdes prof\u00e9r\u00e9es en France), demeurent d&rsquo;une belle actualit\u00e9, tant l&rsquo;\u00e9loquence des politiciens continue de laisser \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer.<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9vision de quelques classiques\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Dire qu&rsquo;il faut faire payer les riches est une affirmation gratuite\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Les producteurs de lait sont en \u00e9bullition\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Vous allez ouvrir la bo\u00eete des pandores&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0La lutte contre le tabac est une \u0153uvre de longue haleine\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00abS&rsquo;agissant de la natalit\u00e9, monsieur le ministre, le ballon est dans votre camp\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le couperet est tomb\u00e9 sur les bourses\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0On laisse implanter des usines l\u00e0 o\u00f9 elles pourraient \u00eatre implant\u00e9es ailleurs\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0On assiste \u00e0 un boom du gaz\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Vous enfoncez des portes ouvertes en annon\u00e7ant davantage de proc\u00e9dures d&rsquo;expulsion&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Les statistiques, c&rsquo;est comme la mini-jupe\u00a0: \u00e7a cache l&rsquo;essentiel et \u00e7a donne des id\u00e9es\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Nous sommes d&rsquo;accord pour n&rsquo;\u00eatre pas d&rsquo;accord\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Je suis un \u00e9lu du peuple, j&rsquo;ai le droit de dire n&rsquo;importe quoi\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>En effet\u00a0! Comme d&rsquo;habitude&#8230; Et comme en Belgique, s\u00fbrement\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00c9TRONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Perles parlementaires<\/em><\/strong> par Paul Quimper, Paris, \u00c9ditions Horay, 4<sup>e <\/sup>\u00e9dition, septembre\u00a02013, 132\u00a0pp. en noir et blanc au format 12\u00a0x\u00a012\u00a0cm sous couverture broch\u00e9e en couleurs, 5,99\u00a0\u20ac (prix France)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fruit du travail d&rsquo;une vie de collectionneur, les \u00ab\u00a0Perles parlementaires\u00a0\u00bb de Paul Quimper, dont la 4e \u00e9dition vient de para\u00eetre aux \u00c9ditions Horay \u00e0 Paris (elles int\u00e8grent des bourdes prof\u00e9r\u00e9es en France), demeurent d&rsquo;une belle actualit\u00e9, tant l&rsquo;\u00e9loquence des politiciens continue de laisser \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,65],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7493,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7490\/revisions\/7493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}