{"id":9925,"date":"2015-05-30T16:29:35","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T14:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=9925"},"modified":"2015-05-30T16:47:43","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T14:47:43","slug":"science-non-infuse%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/?p=9925","title":{"rendered":"Science non infuse\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Br\u00e8ves-de-copies-de-Bac-tome-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9926    aligncenter\" title=\"Br\u00e8ves de copies de Bac (tome 2)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Br\u00e8ves-de-copies-de-Bac-tome-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Br\u00e8ves-de-copies-de-Bac-tome-2.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Br\u00e8ves-de-copies-de-Bac-tome-2-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>L\u2019hilarant petit ouvrage intitul\u00e9 <strong><em>Br\u00e8ves de copies de Bac<\/em><\/strong> publi\u00e9 chez Chiflet &amp; Cie \u00e0 Paris en mai\u00a02013 ayant remport\u00e9 un vif succ\u00e8s, la maison d\u2019\u00e9dition a remis le couvert cette ann\u00e9e avec un deuxi\u00e8me tome proposant une large s\u00e9lection de bourdes, boulettes, b\u00e9vues et autres cancreries ayant suscit\u00e9 la joie des correcteurs d\u2019examens et prouvant que les jeunes ont chaque ann\u00e9e davantage d\u2019app\u00e9tit que d\u2019instruction.<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019on en juge\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On appelle bisexuels ceux qui se reproduisent deux fois par an.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Le li\u00e8vre et la torture.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Les bateliers de la vodka.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>L\u2019abri ne fait pas le moine.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Les tremblements de terre comme celui de Ha\u00efti ravagent et ruinent l\u2019Afrique et font qu\u2019elle a d\u00fb mal \u00e0 \u00e9merger.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Le plus grand peintre allemand est J\u00e9r\u00f4me Boche.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>En justice, <em>le pourvoi en castration permet d\u2019aller \u00e0 la cour.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>La Chine a trois religions\u00a0: le tao\u00efsme, le kungfusianisme et le bouddhisme.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On voit bien le racisme dans le nom que l\u2019on a donn\u00e9 aux pays africains comme le Monte-negro.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>On l\u2019a appel\u00e9e bombe H car elle a \u00e9t\u00e9 invent\u00e9e par l\u2019ing\u00e9nieur Hiroshima.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Au d\u00e9but, on aurait donn\u00e9 \u00e0 Hitler le bon dieu sans profession.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Le cheval transpirait et faisait de la vapeur quand il tirait les wagons, d\u2019o\u00f9 le cheval-vapeur.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Jacques Chirac a dit que le gouvernement pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent a \u00e9t\u00e9 laxatif dans la conduite de l\u2019\u00c9tat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Et enfin, <em>dans ma conclusion, je serai circoncis.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bigre\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00c9TRONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Br\u00e8ves de copies de Bac (tome 2)<\/em><\/strong><em> <\/em>sous la direction de Sophie Le Flour, Paris, \u00c9ditions Chiflet et C<sup>ie<\/sup>, mai\u00a02015, 126 pp. en noir et blanc au format 12,5\u00a0x\u00a017,7\u00a0cm sous couverture broch\u00e9e en couleurs, 10\u00a0\u20ac (prix France)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019hilarant petit ouvrage intitul\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Br\u00e8ves de copies de Bac\u00a0\u00bb publi\u00e9 chez Chiflet &#038; Cie \u00e0 Paris en mai 2013 ayant remport\u00e9 un vif succ\u00e8s, la maison d\u2019\u00e9dition a remis le couvert cette ann\u00e9e&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,65],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9925"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9925"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9930,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9925\/revisions\/9930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satiricon.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}